Sepp Blatter seems to have a problem with penalties. He feels they are unfair. “a tragedy.” He wants an alternative for settling draws. Hmm how about in the event of a draw the team that isn’t English is declared the winner. Yeah that sounds fair. I bet him and FIFA would love that ruling.

I’m going to put is new state of brain dead jabbering from Blatter down to a severe case of confusion and shock that an English team actually won a penalty shoot out for the first time ever, and amazingly it was against a German team who lost a penalty shoot out for the first time ever.

Sepp Blatter trying to take a penalty. Not sure he knows what they are actually

I have an alternative though. If the game is a draw after extra time we get one of those massive round archery style target boards out onto the pitch. You know those ones with a hole where the centre bullseye is. We get Sepp Blatter to stand behind it with his head out and each player of both teams take on shot from a distance which will remain open to debate for now. Whoever cracks the ball of his head the most wins. :D

It would be a very entertaining spectacle to watch, and also it may knock some sense into this old fool.